Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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