mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day šš#pensacolaproblems
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
After everything Iāve doneā¦ had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey gamesā¦. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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