When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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