Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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