absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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