He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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