I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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