i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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