Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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