Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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