We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
this will be a night to untag.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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