sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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