she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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