I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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