feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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