New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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