susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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