How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
