I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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