Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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