We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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