found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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