I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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