Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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