okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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