If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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