It's Friday. Sex?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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