kristin has been a bad kristin
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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