You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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