STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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