Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
How naked do you want me to be?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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