She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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