I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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