We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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