I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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