worst night to have a conscience
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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