It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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