You're completely useless in the revolution.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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