Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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