Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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