I molested 6 butterflies tonight
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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