sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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