yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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