Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
