just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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