love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
