how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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