How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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