Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I wish there were birth control emojis
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I see more hoeing in ur future
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