that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm too high and old for this...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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