I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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