I heard we made out
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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