Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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