You're completely useless in the revolution.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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