Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
